AI: Texting Entertainment

Markie made a comment that he wished he could have seen the texts that were flying around during the results show.  This made me start thinking about the texts I received and I started giggling.  They're funny.  And I didn't want to deprive you, my reader, of such things.   Here is a sampling of texts I have received this past week during the shows. The names have been with held because I didn't get their permission first.  It's like when they blur out people's faces on those reality shows & stuff.  Betcha can't figure out who is who either.

Girls Night

J (regarding Alz): Hate her facial expressions.  It's so facebook profile pic.  She tried to cut her own bangs.

S: Too bad she sucked.  If Paige was my daughter, I wouldn't vote for her after that performance but I would give her a coloring book full of hippos.

Boys Night

A: Casey tonight.  Yummm. Eeeee.

J: Kara is saying stupid textbook critique bs.  "The only thing standing in your way... is you." <-- chills

J (re: LuckyDuck): Love this song too.  Good job boys.

Me: Now I'm back to hoping he's Mormon.

J: Yes.  And this song is super hard to sing.  I can't even kinda sing it.

Me: I can sing it perfectly so....

J: No you can't.  You butchered the spider web song.

Me: I hadn't done my throat spray before spiders web.

J: Yeah, maybe I should look in a box before I sing hallelujah.

J: Kara is a dummyface.

Results Show

 

Me: I don't think Crystal smiled once the whole show.  What's up her butt? (besides diabetes)

S: She's just a B.  No biggie.  That is why I dont like her and I dont vote for her.  I miss Mullet already.

Me: He broke my heart tonight.  So weepy.  Couldn't even hold his last note.  I would have cried for him if my heart wasn't made of stone.

S: My heart was made of ice until I heard him sing for the first time.  He melted it.  He replaced Jacob in my heart and made me only dislike mullets.

Me: Bullcrap.  Jacob can't be replaced.  PS wasn't that excited about the eclipse trailer.  What's wrong with me?

S: Nothing.  You are a healthy, red blooded American woman with needs.  We are all excited about Eclipse.  Are we watching it together?

Me: I said I WASN'T excited.

S: Whaaaaaaaaaat?!?! I guess you are a freaky, cold blooded Iraquian woman.


J: Crystal! What a drama B! Srsly.  Crakc a frickin smile.  Makes her seem unappreciative.

Me: I know!  She's extremely unlikable.  Bugs me.

J: She WANTS to act unhappy.  Like a martyr.  I hate that attitude.
J: Oh crap.  Aaron needs to go!!!
J: Freak and A!!!!
J: I no want Alex to go!!!
J: Noooooo!!!!!!! So mad!!!!!!!!!! Andy shoulda gonerz!!!!!

Me: That was like Sophie's choice there.  No right answer.

J: I srsly have no reason to watch this show now.  It's bloody mary's fault.
J: I'm angry and bitter now.  I don't even care who goes home, who wins, whateve.  No reason to live or watch AI.

J: How'd you end up with 0 points???!? Hahahah!! You're supposed to be good at this!

Me: It's cuz this show is a crap shoot. I was 3/4 last week.  Son of a...

J: But 0? That's funny, you must admit.

Me: Hilarious.  You got one.  Congrats.

J: ::going from huge grin to straight face::

Me: Congrats on your 50%.  Still an F tho.

K: how much better is that than a zero% tho? plus as the best part mullet.  buh bye suckah!

Me: I'm still in shock.  Sara and Jenny wanna commit suey over it fhs.  0% is like I didn't even take the class.  Not on my permanent record.

K: Amy and I tied for smartest.  I kinda saw that coming.  Lilly shocked the freakin crap outta me.  i bet i lose chunks of hair.

Me: Sara got 2 as well.  She was a late voter.  It shocked her too.  She looked like a B/sore loser.  I'm glad she's gone now.

K: Me three.  and crystal was buggin.  she BETTER be sick.
Me: She didn't smile once!
K: and no congrats hugs.  and no reaction on her face at all when he said she was safe!  wha...tha...hail.


Now, isn't it amazing that I can text all this AND keep impeccable notes in my spiral animal print notebook?  Being an AI connoisseur requires some serious multi-tasking.  I feel like a Lucky Duck myself to have such hilarious people in my life.  Who also have unlimited texting.