- People who buy things simply because they are on sale. They’re going broke saving money. It’s sad.
- Watching young stars flush their lives down the toilet, thus proving everyone right.
- Walmart
- When my Costco membership is due & then added onto my already large-ish total at checkout.
- Seeing old friends on Facebook and seeing how much our lives have gone in completely different directions.
- Anyone over the age of 19 standing on street corners, twirling signs and advertising for a pizza place or a “HUGE CLOSEOUT SALE!” at the nearby electronics store. If I do see an older person doing this I pretend like they are the owner/manager of the business. See, they just wanted a break from the doldrums of their office so they told the 18-year-old-or-under kid whose job that really is to take an extra break that day and he’d take over for a while. You know, just to get some fresh air. I have to pretend this or the tears start to well up.
- Seeing I have less than 1/3 of my Chipotle burrito left and I hadn’t been absolutely savoring every bite.
- Phone calls from the vice principal.
- Purchasing toilet paper, deodorant, tampons and other non-fun necessities. Such a waste of good, hard-earned cash.
- Driving by the new Ikea that is being built 5 minutes from my house, reading the huge sign that says "COMING FALL 2011," doing the math and realizing that is still an entire year away. I go even further and imagine the insane crowds that will be storming that place day & night for the first year (at least) it's open as well. That makes a good two years before I'll be able to handle going and purchasing all the cheap but stylish things my little heart desires.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Depressing, Things I Find
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your experience with chipotle burritos = my experience with chocolate milk from maplehofe dairy
Ikea in denver=one more reason for me to move to denver next fall. i think i already own everything in the store that my tiny apartment can handle, but I will just keep buying their straws and napkins.
A very nice, eclectic mix. Loved it. (Sorry about the Vice Principal thing).
Poor old man just trying to stay alive by twirling a "Hot and Ready Pizza" sign. What's IKEA???
Never mind, I just Googled it.
More info about Vice Principal. That's what I want.
The fact that balloon mortgages, student loans, and unemployment didn't make your list really says something about your life. Even your depressing, things I find list is fairly upbeat.
And what about farmers with one arm. But yeah, IKEA not being open for a year is super saddy. :: whispers to Sara.. "do we have one and do we care if we never get one? what is it, srsly and don't lie and say it's all toll painting stuff" ::
p.s. what did J-Bird do?
p.s.s. I feel the same way about any food if I am multi tasking and don't realize I forgot to savor anything by the time the 9x13 of home made nachos is in my gut
way p.s.s.ryp: the dood here that used to stand on the street for a local messican restaurant was our fave. It went out of business. Every time we cross that intersection we have a moment of saddy for sir shakes it like a polaroid picture in a sombrero.
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