Thursday, October 22, 2009

Like A Moth to A Flame

I have been kidding myself into thinking that the upcoming release of New Moon is not that big of a deal to me. This became apparent to me as I was strolling through the WalMart (with camera ready, of course, in case I saw a goodie for peopleofwalmart.com---I didn't tho ::saddy face::). I had acquired all the non-processed, whole grain, and lean products that I usually purchase and feed to my family and was at the register. That's when I saw this:



I instantly went in to a trance and started chanting in my head "MUST HAVE THIS. MUST HAVE THIS. MUST HAVE THIS" as my arm reached out, of its own accord, and grabbed it off the magazine rack. Most people would think it was because of "Edward's" sexy come hither looke but no....it is the pic of the shirtless werewolf that drew me in, and unspoken promises of more inside. When the cashier's face snapped me out of my trance, I asked him to plzthanks not judge me and I was getting it as a joke. I'm pretty sure he believed me. $5 jokes are always worth it.

I knew I made the right decision when I opened it to this page.



This pic didn't make me wanna return it either (see? I can look past the washboard abs).



But the best was when I got to this page! Ah, such memories!! I may have gotten a little teary is all I'm sayin.



And finally, cuz I don't wanna leave "Edward" completely out of it, here is an "exclusive preview from Eclipse!" Apparently they sit in a field and stare at each other...again.




15 comments:

ManicMandee said...

Oh I'm laughing at this post. Your honesty is such a delight.

eekareek said...

I feel depressed! I wanna go back there!

Jenny ESP said...

Just seeing that City of Forks sign made of popsicle sticks makes my heart pound. Is that all of the pictures? Don't hold back on us.

Hot Pants said...

Those pictures would have been better if they had gotten rid of that whiny girl hanging all over those cute boys.

Kim said...

I'm not even in denial about how excited I am. Mom called me from Costco all excited for me that the DVD was out and asking if she wanted me to get it..... but it was just the soundtrack of course. Still...for that brief moment...ahhh. You really are a delight tho.

Memzy said...

My heart rate just jumped from the 70's right up into the 140's. ::running to buy my own copy::

Landee said...

Kim, Did you make her buy you the soundtrack? I wanna know if it's any good. The other one was on continuous repeat for about a month and now I can't stand any of the songs. This time I plan on pacing myself.

HP, I actually thought about photoshopping my face over poopypantswhinybutt but then I got lazy. She ruins everything.

Kim said...

No, I decided to choose the right and wait for it to come out long enough to let someone on limewire share with me. Cuz sharing is nice. I, too, need to learn to pace when it comes to liking a song. I now can't stand those either. But apparently even repeat with a continuous loop kicker can't make me full for Kris Allen. Do you need help photoshopping your face on those? I'm really good at making it look very natural.

Landee said...

Email me the Kris Allen you've got. Not from AI, the new real stuff. Kthanksbye.

Do you mean your photoshop skillz or your LITERAL cut & paste talent? I'm interested in one, but not the other.

Kim said...

I mean the other. I don't even know how to use the lasso tool. There's new stuff sans AI????? :::rushing to Limewire ::: btw have you seen Into the Wild where the college kid gets rid of all his roorldly possessions and runs off to Alaska? Whiny is in it. And she does the same wearing underwear awkward pose as when Edward sneaks into her room.

Landee said...

Perfect. Work your magic and then I'll post them. I may frame these so make 'em good.

jtibs said...

I am totally going to buy that on my way home today!! now you have me chanting, must have, must have must have. also, i tried to convince to do a twilight tour in oregon of all the sights from the first movie, and take a detour to Forks on our way to seattle. sadly it didnt happen.

Landee said...

Oh Julia! SOOOO CLOSE....yet so far away.

This reminds me of when I drove all the way to Forks but no one would let me go out to LaPush.

Heart-breaking. Enjoy the magazine. It is under my pillow now. Don't tell Gty.

Glo said...

sorry landie that was actually me commenting above, i didnt realize i was signed in as her, whoops

Flem said...

Your honesty is such a delight<-- except when she lied to the cashier about getting the mag.

Honestly I didn't realize how excited I was to see it either and now I am just sad. Pity me.