Step Two: Basement Clean-up '09

Go to Walshizz and buy as many bins as you think you can possibly get in and out of your car without hurting yourself. Don't forget the lids.

Also, don't be offended when the Walshizz cashier lady checks in between each and every bin to make sure you haven't tucked some valuable Walshizz products in between the stacked bins. She has to do that. It's part of her training. So she says. Don't say out loud that you think that probably gives more people the idea to do that than prevents it from happening. Sam Walton and crew take shoplifting very srsly.

Take bins home and let them sit for at least a week before moving on to Step 3.


Disclaimer: I have an unnatural love of bins. They seem to be my answer for everything... "Where does this go? Put it in a bin!" "I'm sick of looking at this. Put it in a bin!" "My kid is being naughty. Put him in a bin!" Bins are good. Bins are true.