Giggity & I aren't the most reverent of people. Sometimes our conversations are riddled with 5th grade humor & we love every second of it.
So yesterday I was telling him about something Q had told me. She went to a baby shower & they played a game of "Would You Rather" but it was all about parenting. For example, would you rather not be able to use a binky or disposable diapers? Or would you rather have triplets or 8 kids? You know, things of that nature.
This then leads Gty & I into our own game of "Would You Rather"... one of his was would you rather smell poo or touch poo? Um, smell poo, duh. He said no way. He claims that part of the grossness of touching poo would be the smelling so take that out of the equation and it wouldn't be that gross. I said that people smell poo every day, it's gross but no one ever touches it.... for a reason. But the man has an abnormally strong sense of smell so his perception of reality is probably skewed.
So I'm putting my own "Would You Rather" right here, right now....
Would you rather eat poo or drink pee? This assumes you won't get sick and/or die from either one. It's really just a matter of which is grosser.
And give a reason either way.