Monday, November 3, 2008

Actual Conversations

Giggity & I aren't the most reverent of people. Sometimes our conversations are riddled with 5th grade humor & we love every second of it.

So yesterday I was telling him about something Q had told me. She went to a baby shower & they played a game of "Would You Rather" but it was all about parenting. For example, would you rather not be able to use a binky or disposable diapers? Or would you rather have triplets or 8 kids? You know, things of that nature.

This then leads Gty & I into our own game of "Would You Rather"... one of his was would you rather smell poo or touch poo? Um, smell poo, duh. He said no way. He claims that part of the grossness of touching poo would be the smelling so take that out of the equation and it wouldn't be that gross. I said that people smell poo every day, it's gross but no one ever touches it.... for a reason. But the man has an abnormally strong sense of smell so his perception of reality is probably skewed.

So I'm putting my own "Would You Rather" right here, right now....

Would you rather eat poo or drink pee? This assumes you won't get sick and/or die from either one. It's really just a matter of which is grosser.

And give a reason either way.

Go.

24 comments:

Kelli said...

I vote drink pee because as Jeff says, "You don't want a chocolate smile after that." You know, sticking to my teeth, etc. Jeff votes the same way, FTR.

Landee said...

Kelli, PLZ come to CO!! How fun would that be?!?

I agree. Plus, you could just plug your nose & down it goes. I would then brush my teeth & throw the tooth brush away.

Markie23 said...

Has the pee'er eaten asparagus lately?

Landee said...

Hmmm... I'll say no. Just regular pee.

Landee said...

Oh, and you gize can answer the parenting ones too. Flemmy, help me remember the other one besides "have your kid barf in your mouth or...." I can't remember.

quesetescapa said...

Tootally pee but with asparagus pee I need noseplugs.

Sicko. I should never have told you anything... fyi wet underwear over wet socks any day.

Emily said...

Rob and I love playing Would You Rather--the real life version, of course.

I would much rather chug pee than eat poo. I know from experience, cuz my brother gave me a glassful of it when I was little and told me it was apple juice.

Landee said...

EW! Which brother? If it's Shed then he's in time out.

And another clarification.... the peer has not eaten asparagus, but the pooer has, indeed, eaten corn.

Hot Pants said...

Pee is sterile, so I choose pee, cuz I like clean things. For this same reason, I would rather smell pooh than touch it. It isn't just the smell factor that makes pooh gross. It is the brown, or sometimes bright green, waste of EVERYTHING you've eaten over the last week, mixed with "dead blood", that makes it gross.

Landee said...

Thank you, HotPants, for your bordering-on-clinical reasons for your decision.

Jenny ESP said...

Are we allowed to choose death? Is that an opinion? Cuz I refuse to even consider drinking pee or eating poop or giving birth to triplets or having eight kids.

Landee said...

Sorry Jenny. You have to answer. I know you've already thought about it so let's hear it.

Cristin said...

Totally drink pee...didn't that guy who got who got stuck under a boulder while hiking or something like that and who also had to cut off his arm drink pee to keep himself hydrated??? just wondering...

Thinking about eating poo made me vomit in my mouth a little bit...especially after reading Hotpants discription of poo ::gagging::

Jenny ESP said...

K I'll drink pee and have triplets.

Markie23 said...

Pee is sterile? No one ever taught me that little nugget of information. I just may have to try a glass. I haven't had asparagus for months.

Markie23 said...

really, people drink beer on the regulah and pee looks just like beer. How bad can it be?

Markie23 said...

I'd voluntarily ingest anything that was excreted by Keira Knightly.

eekareek said...

Oh I would go for the pooh. I love corn with butter so I would just spray lots of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray and go to town. I am assuming it is low calorie, would that be a safe assumption?

Memzy said...

Drink pee--I think it's a given.

Smell poo---The smell would go away after a minute but if you touch it the smell would stay on your fingers for hours.

Have triplets. That would only bring me to 6 kids as opposed to 8, plus I'd get a TON of RS dinners.

Landee said...

There is a definite "we feel sorry for you" thing with the triplets because you didn't CHOOSE to have triplets... but having 8 kids... one at a time... after knowing HOW it happens.... yeah, people (including me) won't feel as sorry for you.

Sara always has to be the different one. Choosing eating poo over drinking pee. You're such a rebel.

Sox said...

Drink pee! any day of the week. Pee is extremely sanitary. It is actually sterile.

Sam, Shel & Co said...

Sam says he'd just mix a little koolaid in the pee and no one would ever notice.

And Emily, which brother??

Katie said...

As an expert, I would choose drink poo. You know, when it is in the liquid form. And Giggity, I have accidentally touched poo, more than one time, and have smelled it on a daily basis. I was a changed person after touching it. I felt so unclean. I got in the shower and scrubbed and scrubbed... There is something wrong with him Landee.

Our Family said...

I am now officially changing my answer to being invisible in your house (rather than the H.O.H's) so I can just laugh at you and Gtys conversations.
And I'd drink pee for sure.