Could the judges be any more awkward? ::said like Joey doing his Chandler impersonation::
Could Paula's hair look any worse?
Is it bad I voted for Norman Gentle 60+ times?
Are the girls still terrible? Yes.
Hair Flip: I honestly have nothing to say on her. I never really liked her to begin with and this performance did nothing to change that.
Dueling Pianos: I actually didn't hate his song choice as much as the judges did. I still like him. I wish he could have his piano in front of him. I think he's in trouble.
Legs: Wow. Didn't know they made shorts that short. She suffers from the No Exposure Syndrome and sucking. Double threat.
Nick: Can't emphasize my love for him enough. He didn't know who was gonna show up but he knew And I am Telling You was gonna be there. Lollerz. I'm a big fan. Anything to shake things up is good in my book.
Red: I can't believe she is 16 years old. Oh wait, yes I can. She can't carry on a conversation to save her life. She must be a texter. I hear these teenagers are losing the ability to communicate with people face-to-face. Anyway, she sang one of those "go-to" songs I was talking about. Alone by Heart kills every time. If you CAN sing it... do. Never fails.
CutiePatootie: Adorable. Love the song he sang (Michael Jackson's Man In the Mirror, if you didn't know). He also suffered from the No Exposure Syndrome. And the Leaning Toward Forgettable Syndrome. A good singer tho.
Tattoo 3/4 Sleeve: So pretty. Interesting voice. Hate the tats (can't get over them, really). And AWKWARD "dancing." It was hard to even type dancing... even in quotes. Movements is really more accurate. What WAS that? I'm about to start calling her Corky for some double entendre action.
Welder: I can't reconcile his high-ish voice with his hulking body and bald head. I love his everyman story but I guarantee I would never buy his album or even one song on iTunes. Guarantee it.
FiveHead: She needs bangs. I said it. She can sing fine, but she has no chance. Totally blah. The single mom thing is way played this season.
Momma's Boy: Disappointment of the night. I much prefer him with his guitar doing the singer/songwriter thing. This old song was a snoozer. He's gonzo.
MishOWorstNameEver: Contrary to the judges opinions, I really liked her song & how she performed it. She has a great voice. She won't make it through but I thought she was good.
Eyeliner Drama King: I shuddered at the Edward reference. That was a deliberate attempt to get votes from the easily swayed teeny boppers out there. Shame on you American Idol! How dare you compare this over-the-top, make up wearing, goob to EDWARD? Ridiculous. He can sing though. I'll give him that. But I'm not a fan. He'll get through unfortunately.
Three getting through predictions:
Other: Nick Mitchell