I counted two "guest performers" under the age of 68. Two.
I declare 87% of this show unwatchable. I mean, I watched it. But only because I had to in case something awesome happened.
A few "awesome" things that DID happen: Ryan's mic being left on for a bit as Kris Allen (I miss him so much it hurts) started singing, that dood taking over the mic from Dane Cook & saying he's taking over for Simon until they cut away to a commercial, Christina Aguilera forgetting pants, William Hung/Pants on the Ground duet, Janet Jackson's Spock ears and unsightly unitard.
Best Song Lyric Change EVER: "Would she go down with you to the theater?" ::insert loud laughter from me for about 3 minutes:: What, pray tell, is perverted about that? I'm surprised Alanis went along with that but I'm soooo glad she did. Too funny.
And, of course, congrats to all those who voted for Mr. Lee. I obviously wanted him to win but I was being strategic. And a BIG congrats to Mizundastood herself, Eekareeka!! After changing her vote about 3 times she finally decided on Lee and I'm sure she's happy she did. Here are the final tallies of those near the top (meaning they voted for Lee):
Please leave suggestions for Eeka's customized gift in the comments. REASONABLE suggestions, that is. I have a couple idears but you might come up with something better and I'd hate for her not to have the best of the best for all her hard work this season.
Thank you to all who participated in any way, shape or form! You made an otherwise intolerable season less intolerable.