Wednesday, January 7, 2009
**see edit below**
This could srsly become a weekly post that I do. This kid comes up with the wackiest, funniest, wittiest stuff on a regular basis. I know a lot of kids do but Tbone is MY kid that does.
Here is this week's installment.
Last night I had given Tbone specific instructions after we got home from YWs and Scouts around 8:30pm (their usual bedtime). Go upstairs, take a shower, get on your pajamas and get in your bed. I hear the shower running & think he's right on track.
Cut to 20 minutes later.
I go upstairs and find him in his room, butt nekkid on the bean bag, playing Pokemon on the GameCube.
Me: What in the HECK ARE YOU DOING??
TB: I'm just.... I.... I just need to finish this battle...
Me: No. Turn it off now... you don't even have your pjs on yet? Tbone, turn it off now!!
TB: Why are you so mean? ::tears start brimming::
Me: I'm only mean when I find my kids not doing what they are supposed to be doing.
TB: Well then WHY DON'T YOU JUST SELL US ON eBAY?!?
I guess in the olden days kids said the black market? I like the new 21st century twist.
(Also, is that legal? Imma do some research and get back to you.)
Cooler heads prevailed after school today and Tbone & I discussed the "incident" last night. I was like "What do you know about eBay, anyway?" and he said "You know, from that one song... A++ on eBay!"
Oh my freak. Yeah. I know the song.
Penned by (who else?) Landee at 8:45 PM