I will list some of the most obvious awkward moments from the results show this week (there were over one million to choose from) and you can vote on which was the most awkward. Mkay? Mkay.
Oh, and since this is my blog and I am the only one allowed to one-up around here, if you have an awkward moment from the show that I failed to mention, you can mention it in the comments AFTER you have voted on one of mine. Mkay? Mkay.
Oh, and the country music industry needs to be shut down. Mkay.
And Your Top 12 Are......
- Randy wearing an ascot.
- No one cheering for Kara when she was announced.
- Blindy at the piano during ensemble song... obviously keeping him safe.
- Paula having to say who she thought would be in the bottom three outta Oily and DirtyPixie.
- Ryan holding up the water balloon he got outta Tat's dressing room.
- Odd footage of the "after show party" from last week.
- The contestant's "speeches" to Jorge & SnazzyJazzy.
- OilyR being forced to speak directly to his kids through the camera.
- Randy calling DirtyPixie "Allison" while, at the same time, predicting she'd be the one in the bottom three.
- Randy Travis leering at Carrie Underwood during their duet.
- The judges all huddled together during DirtyP's last ditch effort.
- DurrtyP's attempt to add in the "edge" the judges said she lacked to an edgeless song.
Cast your vote now.