"Ooooh baby, I was blind to let you go....."
I want to see footage of Blindy using that bowling alley. Just 8 seconds is all I need. (Memzy, don't start bawling cuz you just read 8 Seconds.... ::choking sob:: Don't do it). But look at him all up and about during the ensemble number like a non-tunnel-vision-suffering-person! Proud of him. His bit in the Ford commercial made me realize that I want him around. I need him on that wall, so to speak.
Anyway, about the new "Judges Can Save One Person Per Season" rule.... not as bad as I was expecting. Jespy struck fear into my heart with her possibilities. I think this won't be too bad and it will give those poor suckers just a few more minutes of hope during their song before they get denied by the judges again. It's quite lovely actually.
Here's the thing tho.......... so they make this new rule up and hype it as "The Rule That Could Have Saved Chris Daughtry." Um, not so AI people. They say it'll only work until the top 5. Chris got booted at #4. Dooooyeeeeeeeeeee. I think they say that because Taylor Hicks won that year and he's been the worst AI winner in history so they are trying to say "Hey, that wasn't OUR fault." So I guess we'll see how this twist plays out.
Anyway, so happy that Jasmine got the prestigious title of the First One Booted this season. The other rounds don't count as there were people being voted through rather than getting kicked off. I hope she hadn't made herself too comfy in the AI Mansion. On the bright side, it looks like her mom got a new wig outta the deal so that's good. I'm absolutely not surprised she is gone. She had NO FANS. She was brought in by the judges on the Wild Card to fill the missing demographics so they couldn't be sued. Bye bye Jasmine. This "whole new world" is dead to you now. Take a "magic carpet ride" on home, mkay?
::fast forward through Kanye:: Question. Did he just get done changing his oil? The towel?
Next.... the Battle of the Eyebrows. Anoop v. Jorge.
Wait.... Kelly Clarkson first. Is she preggers? She's starting to remind me of whats-her-face from Heart. No, not her. The other one. Ungood. I love her tho. I really do. My life would suck with out her. ::snicker::
::HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF::
Tooooooo close for comfort there, NoopDawg! Now pick better songs and quit crappin' around!
Oh and adios, Jorge. I would have loved to hear more about your grandpa and stuff but you're gone now so I can't.
Anyone know what next week's theme is gonna be? I need to get all geared up.
Moment of silence.....