Markie made a comment that he wished he could have seen the texts that were flying around during the results show. This made me start thinking about the texts I received and I started giggling. They're funny. And I didn't want to deprive you, my reader, of such things. Here is a sampling of texts I have received this past week during the shows. The names have been with held because I didn't get their permission first. It's like when they blur out people's faces on those reality shows & stuff. Betcha can't figure out who is who either.
J (regarding Alz): Hate her facial expressions. It's so facebook profile pic. She tried to cut her own bangs.
S: Too bad she sucked. If Paige was my daughter, I wouldn't vote for her after that performance but I would give her a coloring book full of hippos.
A: Casey tonight. Yummm. Eeeee.
J: Kara is saying stupid textbook critique bs. "The only thing standing in your way... is you." <-- chills
J (re: LuckyDuck): Love this song too. Good job boys.
Me: Now I'm back to hoping he's Mormon.
J: Yes. And this song is super hard to sing. I can't even kinda sing it.
Me: I can sing it perfectly so....
J: No you can't. You butchered the spider web song.
Me: I hadn't done my throat spray before spiders web.
J: Yeah, maybe I should look in a box before I sing hallelujah.
J: Kara is a dummyface.
Me: I don't think Crystal smiled once the whole show. What's up her butt? (besides diabetes)S: She's just a B. No biggie. That is why I dont like her and I dont vote for her. I miss Mullet already.
Me: He broke my heart tonight. So weepy. Couldn't even hold his last note. I would have cried for him if my heart wasn't made of stone.S: My heart was made of ice until I heard him sing for the first time. He melted it. He replaced Jacob in my heart and made me only dislike mullets.
Me: Bullcrap. Jacob can't be replaced. PS wasn't that excited about the eclipse trailer. What's wrong with me?S: Nothing. You are a healthy, red blooded American woman with needs. We are all excited about Eclipse. Are we watching it together?
Me: I said I WASN'T excited.S: Whaaaaaaaaaat?!?! I guess you are a freaky, cold blooded Iraquian woman.
J: Crystal! What a drama B! Srsly. Crakc a frickin smile. Makes her seem unappreciative.
Me: I know! She's extremely unlikable. Bugs me.J: She WANTS to act unhappy. Like a martyr. I hate that attitude.
J: Oh crap. Aaron needs to go!!!
J: Freak and A!!!!
J: I no want Alex to go!!!
J: Noooooo!!!!!!! So mad!!!!!!!!!! Andy shoulda gonerz!!!!!
Me: That was like Sophie's choice there. No right answer.J: I srsly have no reason to watch this show now. It's bloody mary's fault.
J: I'm angry and bitter now. I don't even care who goes home, who wins, whateve. No reason to live or watch AI.
J: How'd you end up with 0 points???!? Hahahah!! You're supposed to be good at this!
Me: It's cuz this show is a crap shoot. I was 3/4 last week. Son of a...J: But 0? That's funny, you must admit.
Me: Hilarious. You got one. Congrats.J: ::going from huge grin to straight face::
Me: Congrats on your 50%. Still an F tho.K: how much better is that than a zero% tho? plus as the best part mullet. buh bye suckah!
Me: I'm still in shock. Sara and Jenny wanna commit suey over it fhs. 0% is like I didn't even take the class. Not on my permanent record.K: Amy and I tied for smartest. I kinda saw that coming. Lilly shocked the freakin crap outta me. i bet i lose chunks of hair.
Me: Sara got 2 as well. She was a late voter. It shocked her too. She looked like a B/sore loser. I'm glad she's gone now.K: Me three. and crystal was buggin. she BETTER be sick.
Me: She didn't smile once!
K: and no congrats hugs. and no reaction on her face at all when he said she was safe! wha...tha...hail.
Now, isn't it amazing that I can text all this AND keep impeccable notes in my spiral animal print notebook? Being an AI connoisseur requires some serious multi-tasking. I feel like a Lucky Duck myself to have such hilarious people in my life. Who also have unlimited texting.