Aw maaaaaaan. I had such high hopes for Eric. Alas, he did not deliver. I hope his now disgraced parents don't disown him or anything.
Hallelujah praise be!! He can now go home and rawks his onesie and read his bible. I know MY prayers were answered here tonight. Lesson: Don't diss the band.
WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS RESULTS SHOW WITH A CLICHE MASH-UP BY DANNY GOKEY.
Wow, he's so lame. Srsly. Memzy, you ought to be ashamed.
I've decided she's just not likable. No one relates to her. No one knows anything about her. She has nothing original to offer us. That's it and that's all.
Thith wath like an early birthday prethent (it's April 30th, btw. Start ordering your online gifts for me now so you're not having to pay rush shipping later). For thome reason I thought votefortheworstht.com had more power than they do which is why I didn't think thee'd be gone tonight. But I'll take it. My cringing muthles were getting thore becauthe of her and I don't like thore muthles.
Thanks for tuning in this week. Next Tuesday we'll see if Dreads' diabetes is under control and see if Andy is gonna pull his head out and live up to his reputation. ::crossing fingers on both accounts::