I have all kinds of notes on this results show. Notes like how this is NOTHING like a clash of the titans...more like a bumping of the boringans. And more notes about how Reuben can't sing a song with correct grammar and there ain't no way he's lost more than 5 lbs. And several about how the Reuben/Clay tour is really just about one trying to prove they aren't racist and the other proving he's not a homophobe. Oh, and trying to pay their rent since they both suck. Then a smattering of notes about how ridiculous Mike's glued on tail is, how awful Usher is live (although I appreciated him saying "Oh my gosh" in the song rather than the alternative), how much I hate the word "stools," how nervous Ryan got suddenly when talking to DD, how much I hearted PDiddy (wait, is he going by DiddyMoney now?), and how stoooopid the Ryan/Simon exchanges were.
But I'm not gonna bore you with all that.
Bottom Three: Alzy, DD and Timmy
Shocking and disturbing that Alzy remains while DD leaves. Even more disturbing is that Jespy got 100% right this week. Gah!!
Here's the points for this week and the total points in ( ):
Kimi: 2 (4)
Mikey: 2 (5)
Flem: 2 (8)
Markie: 2 (7)
Memzy: 2 (7)
cog: 2 (8)
Anna: 2 (8)
AV: 5 (7) she sooooo needed that this week, congrats AV!
Jespy: 6 (11)
Eeka: 2 (9)
Stands: 3 (8)
HotPants: 2 (5)
Landee: 2 (8)
Jana: 3 (9)
Stackey: 2 (2)
RoddTodd: 2 (2)
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna rewind and listen to the Diddy diddy again. But this time I'm gonna listen to Diddy and turn my TV up and my lights down. ::strobe light dancin' in the family room::
He's right. It's waaaaaaaaay better that way. Sean "Puffy" Combs is wise.
::cut to Ryan in the fetal position sobbing softly and roll credits::